for me, needing is the same as wanting

buy me these things
RIGHT NOW!!!

autographed stryper bible

theremin

(several) hair dresser heads/wig stands

demeter perfumes
specifically the following flavors:
champagne brut, dirt, dregs
earl grey tea, green tomato, honeysuckle,
salt air, sandalwood, wisteria

removable stripper pole

odd nerdrum books

peppermint eye drops

a gigantic bag of pear jelly bellys