for me, needing is the same as wanting

buy me these things
RIGHT NOW!!!

autographed stryper bible

theremin

(several) hair dresser heads/wig stands

demeter perfumes
specifically the following flavors:
champagne brut, dirt, dregs
earl grey tea, green tomato, honeysuckle,
salt air, sandalwood, wisteria

removable stripper pole

odd nerdrum books

peppermint eye drops

a gigantic bag of pear jelly bellys

take me somewhere nice & give me pretty things

• "Natural Curiosities: Images for the Inqusitive" (available at PaperSource)

• plastic deer lawn ornament

• garden gnomes

• exotic meats

• sex, film, fashion, photography, design, art & architecture by taschen

• clothes & accessories

• awesome original artwork

• japanese candy and snacks

• a sewing machine

• dead bugs (in display boxes please)

commence reintegration

because i am extremely self-involved...
i realized the other day that i have no idea as to what is going on in the world around me.

help me avoid culture shock by subscribing to the following periodicals:

Adbusters

Bust

Communication Arts

How

National Geographic

The New Yorker

Paper

ReadyMade

Utne

one for the homies

i gotta give my sugamamas & daddies the mad phat superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bombshit props when they support my consumeristic habits.

three cheers for:

my dad — he finally hooked it up with a swiffer (even though i not so secretly think he was just trying to distract me from the fact that he is actually moving away from me again)

svetlana — for moonstruck(ing) me

kc — for contracting the bed of my dreams

and extra special belated props to ian for the awesome painting.

woot.woot.

to show my appreciation for your never ending support and presents, i thought a shout out is the least i can do for my beautiful benefactors.

kisses to carri and willard for the vintage mannequin and victorian dress. i love it.

movies that make me wanna shake my body body

i've realized recently that i would like to start a collection of dvds. i know myself well enough that i will never spend my money on purchasing things of this nature. it would take away from my booze, traveling and clothes habits. so, i've compiled a list of things that i would like to own. it will updated periodically (with additions or when i get something on the list.) the most critical pieces will be bolded.

feel free to start spending anytime. i'll be waiting.


Aeon Flux: The Complete Animated Collection
Alice (Neco z Alenky)
Amarcord
American Psycho
Annie Hall

Beat Street
Belle de Jour
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Breakin’ & Breakin’ II: Electric Boogaloo
But I’m a Cheerleader

Cecil B. Demented
The Color Purple

Dark Days
The Decalogue
Dirty Dancing & Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
La Dolce Vita
Dream for an Insomniac

Election
Elizabeth
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Eye

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

The Godfather I & II
Gone With the Wind
Goodbye, Lenin!

In the Bedroom

Little Otik (Otesánek)
Lost in Translation

My Fair Lady

Noi the Albino

Pecker
Pumpkin
A Pyromaniac’s Love Story

Reservoir Dogs
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore

Serial Mom
Space Ghost Coast to Coast: Volumes I - III
A Street Car Named Desire

Titus
Trois Couleurs

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

A Very Long Engagement

Withnail & I

if you loved me, you'd buy me presents (updated: 2/21/06)

general things that i want:

• a vespa or a stella

• domestic & international vacations

• clothes & accessories... lots of them... especially shoes, coats/blazers, hats, purses and scarves

• a professional massage/spa services

• an english bulldog

• a bed (i am so over the futon...)

• your original artwork (unless it sucks that is)

• fancy dinners

• a swiffer (this means you, dad! you keep asking and i keep telling you i want one. they don't sell then in d.c.)

• better clothing stores in adams morgan/u street area

• japanese candy and snacks

• an art gallery. investors are also welcome.

• a sewing machine

• dead bugs (in display boxes please)

• books, cds, dvds, art supplies... specifics to come in a later posting.


• a cushy arm chair for me to curl up in and read. (my apartment isn't very comfortable in general)

• a computer. (preferably a mac laptop but i am not picky.)